Suri Cruise looks like a beggar?

There has been rumors that Suri Cruise have a wardrobe worth $2 million. 

You often see her with cute posh outfits with matching little handbags. 

She even famously wore heels, so you probably can't imagine how Suri would look like if she was homeless. 

Well! worry no more here's a pic of Suri Cruise wherein she kinda  look like a hungry poor kid.

Like I said "KINDA"

This is my reaction when I first saw this pic NOT! I actually laugh

 when I saw this pic.

OR MAYBE ...... Suri's asking for our help to save her from Scientology.

here's more pic

Male ugly duckling...

Can you guess this nerdy looking  fat  chubby cute? kid?

Clue?? 

- Well it's not Perez Hilton.

- He's famous and fit now

- Allegedly obsessed plucking his eyebrows, metrosexual (but David Beckham that man was born hot!)

Guess it already? 

Nope, its not Jack Black

And certainly not Brad Pitt!

Don't look at the labels! I did not put the answer there. HA!

After years of workout, diet, hairgel, plucking eyebrows and with great voice (not singing voice just speaking voice) and successful career he now looks like this...... 

Even if your Heidi Klum.. Don't take off your underwear in special events like the Academy Awards!

As you can see Heidi Klum is all dress up for the Academy Awards ...... and then she removed her underwear for charity! ..It's for a good cause.  I still think it's inappropriate  anything for charity I guess.

Rihanna's security guard dedicated in protecting her ...........breast

Rihanna

When I first saw this pic I immediately noticed Mr. Bodyguard very busy protecting the boobs Rihanna from the hoard of paparazzi and fans. After looking at the picture again, I did notice the little bunny was up to something.  Take a closer look at the cute little bunny stuff toy checking out Rihanna's other breast. And where is that pap aiming for? 

Hugh Jackman Kodak moment

You know I'm amaze by technology these days. Cameras can capture split second moment like this......

And this...

Ahhhh... PRICELESS!!! If you're wondering if I edited that, then the answer is NO. I don't edit pictures I put lines and stuff but thats about it. :)

This is Hugh Jackman in his normal gorgeous self..

What are you smiling at? Don't smile for the paps Hugh there about to sell your weird, unflattering but very funny pics.

Celine Dion having orgasm while on stage?

Celine Dion

I don't even know what to say!..   I don't wanna disturb her.

Is that granny panties??

Snooki gets super punch by a big dude!

Its in 0:10...Ouch!!!! Never seen a woman get punched that hard. Look at the dude's biceps! That's gotta hurt.

PS. For those of you who don't know Snooki. She's a star of a reality show on MTV called "Jersey Shore"

Who's this famous singer who tumbles on stage?

Uh oh, Uh oh, Uh oh, oh no no ......get it?? No?

How about "to the left, to the left" ... Did you already guess who that is?

 And don't cheat and look at the tags. 

If you haven't guessed by now I bet you did look at the tags to see who that is? 

I'll also post a vid which btw I have no idea if it happened the same night as the pictures.

Here's the vid....

Andy Roddick takes a wild tumble

Andy Roddick tumbles

Whooo.. gotta hand it to the photographer who captured this precious moment. At least now we know Andy can show Brooklyn Decker how to spread her legs. 

To those who have no idea who Andy Roddick is, well he's a famous American tennis player. Oh! he also previously dated Mandy Moore and now his girlfriend is Brooklyn Decker. Don't know her? well she's a swimsuit model in Sports Illustrated magazine. I'm sure male readers are aware of her existence. And if you don't, google her I know you'll thank me.

Flying Andy Roddick

Christiano Ronaldo dropped his balls

Well what do we have here...looks like the famous footballer dropped his balls!!. Thats two big balls you have there Ronaldo. Wish you could stuffed those in your Armani ads because your package doesn't look that impressive maybe that's why you got replaced by Nadal in a short period of time. In my opinion Beckham's Armani ads were better because he has Golden Balls (oh btw his wife gave him that nickname).

Chill dude!! It was a joke! Nobody would really cut your balls off!

The real reason why Brad Pitt broke up with Jennifer Aniston

In this video Jennifer Aniston wins Best Actress TV Series Musical or Comedy at the Golden Globe Awards 2003.  She thanked everyone important in her life --- her friends co-star, writers, warner bros, Hollywood foreign press but forget to mention Brad?  

Check out Brad Pitt's reaction @ 1:44 - He's clapping and smiling but deep down he's thinking "That bitch didn't even care to mention my name  ! She said she love her job how about me her husband!!!"  Must be the hair Brad ... must be the hair...

PS. This was preBrangelina

Guess the male celebs caught starting at the behind of LA Lakers cheerleaders

David Beckham

David Beckham have attended quite a few Lakers home games. And seems like sitting on the courtside seats makes it hard for Mr. Beckham to resist staring at the behind of the cheerleaders.

Chris Pine

  Errmm.. Chris are you enjoying the game or something else?

At least Chris Pine is single he can look at the great view as much as he can but what about Mr. Beckham?. What will Mrs. Beckham say when she see's this pic?

Well she tag along the next time David Beckham went to see Lakers Game.

Here's the pics of what happened...

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Who knew Natalie Portman has a weird laugh

Click here for the funny extended version on Natalie Portman's laugh

(Sorry can't put it in here the you tube uploader disabled embedding)

You know that sound when you turn on your keys and the car won't start? Well I thought somebody's car was broken in front of the house while watching the video. As soon as I realize that it was Natalie Portman's laugh all I could think of is the viral video of a girl with a very weird laugh on you tube. Although the unknown girl viral video still wins over Natalie's laugh.

Here's the original video from the Golden Globe. Skip to 1:47.

Plastic surgery anyone?

Joan Rivers

Well some of you might say I should have put Michael Jackson's picture but I couldn't slag of a dead person. Joan on the other hand slag people off for a living.

I don't need to say anything the picture can speak for itself. However, I am in the mood to give you guys some tips to achieve this Hollywood look.

To achieve this look you need to follow 4 simple steps.

Who could forget the moment when Britney Shave her head

This pic is a classic! I know its old news but this is an epic moment and deserve to be written in history.

Bizzare Marc Jacobs ad campaign

                                 Can you guess who owns these famous legs?

Here's another pic

Excuse me Mr. Zac Efron?.. here's a pack of Q-tips..

   You don't like cleaning your ear eh?! To be honest, there are times I don't like to clean my ears but I do it anyway!! 

how many days/weeks/months do you think Zac forgot to clean his ears?

Ah John Travolta! me likey hunky action star! OH MY GOD! what the? NOOOOO!!

John Travolta is such manly man! He was such a hunk! remember Face off, Ladder 49, Wild hogs, From Paris with love! --(I'll pretend I did not watch Hairspray)--
I never see him dancing on Grease I was practically a baby during that time. So yeah, I know him as an action star. Hey maybe he just like to kiss a man. You know lot of men kiss other men------ ahhh forget it!

Did you find diamonds there Ed?

Wait! Wait! Ahh.there I  got you!!

Ed Westwick aka Chuck Bass can't be bothered. He's trying to find something in there. How do you feel after Ed? can you breathe more easily now?
Its normal to pick on your nose. Hey you got to do what you got to do! But very unfortunate if your a celebrity and got pictured doing it coz then you'll end up on blogs like mine.:)

Epic moment Justin Bieber got shot and killed!!!!!

update: I like this video everybody is shooting at him.. lol . The old video was removed on youtube I had to replace it.

Unedited from csi scene version

Shhhhhhhh.. I'm watching... pushed replay again and again and again.
Then--- SMILES EAR TO EAR

Oh btw look closely around 0:13.. whats up with Justin looking down before landing? Perhaps checking out for the soft mattress to land on?

Justin Bieber getting banged up all over the court

I love this video!! Justin Bieber getting banged up by big nba players. This is my 2nd favorite video of Justin.

Guess what's my number 1 favorite video of Justin?
Yup for those who are not into "Bieber fever" you guess it right the CSI episode where Justin Bieber got shot!

P.S. Yes I'm not in my twenties now and not a tween so I never really get the buzz about this kid.

Linsay Lohan lost her balance? Is that even surprising?

Oh poor Lindsay. Must have taken too much cocaine or drank 2 glass of alcohol or 3, 4,5,6,7 ....

I am not ashamed to admit there was a time when I really liked Linsay Lohan. In fact can't remember how many times I watched Mean Girls. Obviously nowadays, If someone ask me of my opinion about her, I'll say like what most of you would. 

"Oh she's on rehab again for the 10000x time"

"Is she still alive?"

"She should go to jail?"

"Her dad is a media whore!"

"She needs help! Or she'll die soon!"

etc... but deep down I still like her. (hides and then jumps of the cliff)

Julia Roberts Armpits!!!

Need I say more? 

One of the greatest moment of Victoria "posh spice" Beckham

I love Victoria. I really don't think she's a stuck up bitch. I genuinely think she's funny.  See the above pic Mrs. Beckham was trying to get a pic of the paparazzi for a change.  But seems to forget she actually needs to remove the cap.
Just a thought when she got home ...

Victoria: David darling I have something really funny to show you.

David: What is it darling?

Victoria: I took a picture of the paparazzi (show david the screen of the camera)

David: When did you took it babe? last night its so dark can't see a thing

Victoria: Oh no! what happened the camera must be broken

(Then the next day Victoria her pic on the paper and realized that the lens cap of the camera was on)
FAIL.. hahahaha

Penis gummies for Suri Cruise??

First glance you would have thought "Ah little suri checking out the label of a candy box. And then you start to wonder her mom (katie holmes) expression is pretty funny. Then shock horror!! you read the "PENIS" on the box and double checks the word. Yes it is penis people.

Here's a closer look!

New Blog Still Editing

Sorry for how my blog looks for now, I'm too busy to edit the appearance but I will start posting pics.

ENJOY.. :)